[x] You were born in Singapore
[x] Both your parents are Singaporeans OR/AND Malaysians
[x] Your parents expect your spouse to be of your race
[x] You have none or one sibling
[ ] You have learnt the Singapore workout
[ ] You miss luncheon meat
[x] You hate Motorola branded phones
[x] You think putting an iPod earphones into your ears is cool
[x] You own more than 2 handphones
[x] You have Friendster, Facebook, etc.
Total: 8
[ ] You love to act cute
[x] You speak or randomly break out in Singlish/Hokkien etc.
[x] Your Caucasian friends do not understand what you are saying
[x] You crave for chicken rice and the other uber delicious food
[x] You want to go overseas for a decent holiday
[x] You pick up the trash when you miss the trash bin
[] You say dustbin instead of bulk bin/trash/ etc.
[xLMFAOnot really] You put "x" and "z" behind words to make them look prettier (HAHAHA)
[ ] You have a picture of Stephanie Sun on your wall
[x] You have watched The Little Nyonya
Total: 15
[ ] You can endlessly add to the information of 'Singlish' on wiki
[x] You learn to swim before the age of 10
[x] You learn to ride the bike before the age of 12
[x] You think PSLE is hard until you encounter an O/ A levels exam
[x] You think it's impossible to get over 290 for PSLE
[x] Sentosa is getting boring to you
[x] You miss root beer
[x] You want more long-time-ago shows like Phua Chu Kang.
[x] You actually get lame jokes
[x] You think Singapore is the #1 country in the world
Total: 24
[x] You are kiasu.
[ ] You enjoy Hossan Leong's shows
[x] You played uno and beyblade before when you were young
[x] You go shopping wearing super simple clothing
[x] You think esplanade's ridiculous, it might as well be called durian
[] You sleep during mother tongue classes
[x] You speak in english during mother tongue classes
[] You get 1000 math questions for homework a day
[] Your class size is 38-45 pupils
[x] Your school bag weighs more than 1kg.
Total: 30
[x] You are doing this but you know you have other important stuff to do
[ ] You always watch a thursday movie cos that's the cheapest
[x] You smuggle food into cinema
[ ] You curse at the person smoking in carparks, lifts, air con places etc.
[x] You smuggle gum from thailand and malaysia etc.
[ ] You use the tattoo from the famous bear bear malaysian gum
[] You want to live like Archie and his gang, summer vacations!
[ ] Your hair becomes spikier as you live
[x] You chiong at a sale
[ ] You have more than 40 Xs so far
Total: 34
Your answer times 2 is the percentage
